Forget witches and zombies. Lily Allen picked a Halloween costume that strikes real fear into anyone who has ever tried to buy concert tickets.

The British singer shared photos on Friday of herself dressed as a ticket site seating map. The outfit copies the familiar arena chart that fans stare at while they wait to grab a seat, complete with sections and rows of little colored dots.

Her caption made it even better. She wrote that she was never beating the allegations and added the hashtag blue dot fever, a nod to the dots that mark the seats still up for grabs.

Fans pile on the jokes

The comments filled up fast with people who know the pain all too well. One fan noticed that every seat on the costume still looked unsold. Another said the truly frightening part was imagining the price tag on every single dot.

Several people zeroed in on the fees. One asked whether the costume came with a 38-pound service charge. Another called it the only Halloween outfit that adds 87 dollars in fees and still blocks your view of the stage.

One admirer applauded her total dedication to the joke. That fan compared the outfit to the page we all refresh for what feels like an hour as the extra charges keep creeping up. Plenty of others simply declared that she had won Halloween.

A welcome bit of fun

Many fans said they were just happy to see her silly side again. One called the look iconic and welcomed her back. Another said she makes it look effortless.

In a season full of skeletons and vampires, it turns out the most relatable costume of the year is a map of seats you probably cannot afford.